2. If you’re going to draw on the wall, do it behind a couch.
3. Ask why until you understand.
4. Hang on tight.
5. Even if you’ve been fishing for hours and haven’t gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you’re still better off than the worm.
6. Make up the rules as you go along.
7. It doesn’t matter who started it.
8. Ask for sprinkles.
9. If the horse you’re drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
10. Save a place in line for your friends.
11. Sometimes you have to take the test before you’ve finished studying.
12. If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
13. Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
14. There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
15. If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you’ll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
A birthday gift for the wonderful Heartblowswild
tHIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BURST INTO TEARS FROM THE CUTENESS
Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones?